Tired, Sick and Tired . . .

Of porn cameramen not learning the ropes to shooting videos before making low grade films. Why do I have to sit through crumby angles and poor zooms just because the only kind of content I like is outlawed by commercial pornographers.

Is it so bad that a man likes livestock in his dirty movies? And is it so much for a young man to ask that the farmers who shoot and star in their pornos have a friend do the filming? Instead of having shaky, awful shots . . .

To hell with it,

I'm going back to only watching the Muppet Babies when I'm feeling frisky.

-Heliewood