The Best 3-way Partner . . .

would have to be a deaf girl. A deaf girl would be great as a 3rd player in love games between you and your wife or whatever.

a. She would not be able to talk to you after wards, no pillow talk. Simply turn off the lights, and no one will be able to see her sign language.

b. She won't be able to hear you tell your wife you love her the whole time you are scoring with this hearing impaired woman. To keep the woman you really care for pleased, you can't slip for a second, making her think you're enjoying your trip inside of someone else. Keep telling her you love her, and she will believe it. Don't high five her, you aren't tag-teaming someone with your frat buddy, you're simply adding a little more cowbell to the band.

c. She won't be able to hear you cry after you have your embarrassing orgasm.

So when you and your loved on are scouring around looking for the this Musketeer, keep in mind someone who might not be able to say 'the safety word,' but love you all the same. Someone who is hearing impaired, but sexually sound.