Barry Bonds

WARNING: I LET MY REDNECK COUSIN WALTER FROM ATLANTA MAKE THIS EXTREMELY RACIST POST. DO NOT DISCREDIT ME, I THINK IT IS HILARIOUS.



Well, hell. We dun screwed up ageen. We gave such a hurrible name to my favorite player John Rocker, that he had to quit baseball just when we needed him most. There used to be this beluv'd record in sports. It was Babe Ruth's home run record and it was tarnished by Barry Bonds.

Barry Bonds has taken more steroids that I've taken cousins to the shed. Heck, I think he's had more shots up the butt than porn star, and his testicles are about as useless as a sheep with a castrating ring on.

Now, I dunno about ya'll, but I don't need no beef jerky eatin', doped out of his mind Barry Bongs being the homer champ. An'it could have been prevented if no one would have been such a prick to John Rocker.

John Rocker spoke his mind, and he didn't like certain races. Now I'm not saying John Rocker could have out pitched Barry Bonds and stopped him from hitting all them home runs. But I am saying that John Rocker, had be stayed in the game longer, could have thrown one fateful baseball, that could have hit Barry Bongs in the face and blinded him for life.

Thus, we would not have to see and asterisk next to his name. Damn you all for casting stones at John Rocker, he could have saved the game.

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THANKS FOR YOUR OPINIONS WALTER. TO HELP CLARIFY SOME THINGS ABOVE, AND HOW TRULY RACIST JOHN ROCKER WAS/IS. CHECK OUT THIS QUOTE FROM SPORTS ILLUSTRATED BELOW, WHERE JOHN ROCKER SPEAKS ABOUT NEW YORK.

“It’s the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you’re in Beruit riding next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old Mom with four kids. It’s depressing……The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”