Jerry

Jerry is full of crap. The reach of his arms are shorter than mine, so I could probably beat him in a fight. He wears an Expos hat, but probably doesn't realize that they aren't a team anymore. And would probably say he hates the Nationals. Pretty unfair Jerry. Jerry's smug smile makes me want to impregnate his sister. If I had as many roofies as him I would put them in the swimming pool at Harmon Park while a group of Jerrys were swimming, making them all pass out and drown. I would not do what Jerry does, toss them in every sorority girl's drink before she can even tell him what her major is. At least he uses protection, when it is convenient. No one likes Jerry. It is too bad he shares his name with so many great people, Seinfeld, Stiller, Garcia, Ben and, and my Grandpa. Jerry is a douche.