Cory Helie

You can catch him on the two hottest radio stations in Central NE: Middays on the Tri Cities Country Leader Y102 and in the afternoons on Nebraska's Best Music, Hits 106 .
He loves writing short paragraphs on himself, baseball, overdosing, and drinking Culligan water when hungover.
He enjoys Weezer, Saturday Night Live, and telling people what the hell is up.



3/1/10

Watching Lebron James Play Ball . . .

is like watching Ron Jeremy give it to a group of five women at once, while four other dudes look on.

It is amazing to see him penetrate the hole the way he does. Jamming it in the faces of the starstruck defenders.

As he chases down fast break, stuffing the opponent like a Thanksgiving turkey.

Seeing Lebron James play ball is like watching Ron Jeremy do a little hardwood action, fo sho!





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