Cory Helie

You can catch him on the two hottest radio stations in Central NE: Middays on the Tri Cities Country Leader Y102 and in the afternoons on Nebraska's Best Music, Hits 106 .
He loves writing short paragraphs on himself, baseball, overdosing, and drinking Culligan water when hungover.
He enjoys Weezer, Saturday Night Live, and telling people what the hell is up.



3/2/10

Cory and Danielle

Cory: Hey, Chad Ochocinco is going to be on Dancing With the Stars.

Danielle: Oh, that's funny.

Cory: Sports stars boost ratings so dudes are more willing to watch that shit.

Danielle: So you want to watch this?

Cory: God no. Kate Gosselin is on that shit.

Danielle: Who is Kate Gosselin? Was she in The Notebook?

Cory: No, that was Ryan Gosling.

1 comment:

  1. That's an understandable mix-up! Even though one is a guy and and the other is a girl...but hey she must be pretty cool if she doens't have the Notebook memorized like every typical girl does :)

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